Full Self-Flying
Est. delivery: next year
Unofficial parody · Beta build 0.0.1

Full Self-Flying(BETA)

You finally got the flying car. The battery is optimistic, the software updates itself mid-air, and the doors open when they feel like it.

How to play

Grab charge bolts, collect pre-orders, and keep it away from the pigeons. Fly through seven cities, from Los Angeles to a colony on Mars. Every so often a boss wants your airspace: Mega Rocket 9, Helper Bot X or The Steel Wedge. Dodge their attacks and grab their tokens (SCRUB, REBOOT, RECALL) to beat them.

Glowing hexagons are power-ups: Extended Warranty, Pre-order Magnet, Not-a-Flamethrower, Shrinkflation and Free Supercharging.

Space / hold click
Climb. Let go to drop.
H / HONK
Scare off birds and nudge drones.
P · M · N
Pause · sound · music
Hold THRUST
Climb. Holding anywhere on the sky works too.
Tap HONK
Or tap the sky with a second finger.
Charge bolt, +22% Pre-order, +25 pts Boss token, damages the boss Hexagon, power-up Anything else, bad
Multiplayer · Sky Race

Starting city
Beat a boss to fly on to the next city and unlock it.

Tip: turn your phone sideways for more sky.

Fan-made joke game. Not affiliated with any car company, rocket company, or pigeon.

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